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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
blasphemous-lies-and-deceit
evilrazors

a digital drawing of jon sims from the magnus archives sitting cross legged and smilling warmly. he is depicted as a brown man with wavy, graying hair. he is wearing a white sweater with a green cardigan on top, a long black skirt, white socks, and green boots. the background is filled with stars.ALT

jon for an art trade with @polyphonial! thank you so much for giving me the opportunity to draw him in pretty clothes

[id: a digital drawing of jon sims from the magnus archives sitting cross legged and smilling warmly. he is depicted as a brown man with wavy, graying hair. he is wearing a white sweater with a green cardigan on top, a long black skirt, white socks, and green boots. the background is filled with stars. end id]

brown-spider

Anonymous asked:

Read the first two chapters of your fic. Going to explode. It's so good!!!

Your writing style is very expressive and (though I'm familiar with neither setting's slang) the way you handled the slang felt super smooth and natural? I have trouble trying to use 30s slang for Noir without it coming off as a Joke, but all of it felt right for Hobie Noir and Pav. The chemistry between all of them!! The dialogue! Also the way the story seems to pace itself well between memorably different settings makes it very readable.

Final note, I'm eating the "Carries a switchblade to cut his webbing because organic-based-web doesn't have a release mechanism" headcanon. Because that's metal as hell. Best.

-@/canary-song

whaliiwatching answered:

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thank you!!!! i’m so glad people are enjoying it :) have a dressed-up hobie!

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tysonfurybattlepass

the only bad part about going to the zoo is hearing adult men confidently tell their kids or gfs objectively incorrect information about the animals we’re looking at and having to remain silent. do u know the restraint it takes to say nothing when a grown adult man tells someone “falcons are in the same family as eagles” next to me? no babygirl. no.

tysonfurybattlepass

fyi falcons are not closely related to other birds of prey (hawks/eagles/buzzards). falcons are actually parrots that minmaxed for a glass cannon dps build.

tysonfurybattlepass

assault parrots, if you will

glassthelocalgremlin
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It took me 3 watches to realize the door is...
updogonline

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charlesoberonn

It took me 3 watches to realize the door is cardboard and this man is not just freakishly strong.

memory-thought

I assure you this is a standard interior door, usually only exterior doors are solid.

charlesoberonn

You can see the inside of the cardboard though.

This isn’t a real door, it’s a prop from a movie or TV set.

notaboyscout

it has a paper honeycomb for rigidity, and that’s how interior doors are made for modern construction in the USA.

charlesoberonn

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queen-of-dirt

y'all have never kicked a hole in your bedroom door in a flurry of teenage hormonal rage and it shows

charlesoberonn

If I kicked my bedroom door I’d more likely break my foot than the door.

charlesoberonn

I always thought people punching through doors or shoving people through doors was just from the movies. Doors in my country are generally solid planks of wood, a polymer of sorts, or metal.

morphimus

American homes are made extremely cheaply and aren’t built to last.

Steam from hot showers seeps into wall which are not treated to handle moisture, and mold grows in the walls.

Almost every wall or floor is made out of plywood.

Flimsy roofing that can withstand a run of the mill heavy storm, but not much more than that.

Weak foundations that wouldn’t hold up at all if it weren’t for how light and plywood-y the overall house is.

Not every American house is this shitty in all of these ways, but the vast majority of them are, and almost all of them have at least one of these problems. Even rich people’s homes.

Read this article.

https://dengarden.com/misc/American-Houses-and-Bad-Quality

Then watch this video.

the-pump-king

Are we just ignoring this original post was about the OP looking for Elf Pussy or are we just totally past that?

ryderdai

It’s already been answered that there is no elf pussy here, so why dwell? 🤷🏾‍♂️

glassthelocalgremlin
laurelindorenan

I love how different forms of art are all obsessed with each other. A book tries to capture the feeling of music, a painting tries to depict a scene in a book, a song tries to paint a picture. And it's always insufficient. No single form of art can encapsulate another form of art and capture the essence of it – but it tries, and its attempts are impossibly compelling. All the forms of art are in love with each other and spend so much time trying to express what makes the other kinds of art so lovely.

glassthelocalgremlin
werewolf-cuddles

Hey, hot take, but if a company decides they no longer want to distribute a piece of media they own the rights to, then they should be legally required to sign the rights back over to the creator.

They shouldn't be allowed to just sit on the IP for the rest of time, especially if they have no intention of ever releasing it again.

werewolf-cuddles

#i thought this was gonna say “then they shouldn't be allowed to punish piracy of it”

You know what, that's also a valid take, let's add that to the post

kyraneko

In computer gaming there's a concept called Abandonware that runs on this premise. That if the company isn't making it and selling it anymore, it's acceptable to copy/download/pirate it.

Applied in a wider sense, if there's no way for you to access it legally, then illegally is fuckin' fine.

But yes, if the owner isn't using it they ought to be obligated to make it available to someone who will.